I just got this toy and it’s already my favourite. Isn’t he the cutest? I like how his head is lopsided a little. I wish he could be a real pet because I don’t think I’d ever be sad if he was. The spring is supposed to bounce when you press down but it doesn’t. I am a fair reviewer so for reasons of integrity I have to deduct points. But I don’t want to do so because look at his face.

9.5/10

I think this is a really fun toy. The elephant looks a bit drunk but I think that’s okay. The thing between his trunk and head spins around. There’s a picture of a hippo on the other side which is a bit confusing because the toy is an elephant but maybe they’re friends.

7.5/10

I think the Barbie range is much better than the Hot Wheels or Transformers ones. I think this Barbie looks great. I don’t like the white thing on her dress, but otherwise this is a really pretty outfit. It’s close but I think she’s just about my favourite of the three.

8.7/10

This is very similar to the other unicorn. This one is yellow and has a slightly different pose. I don’t think it’s as good as the other one, but I’m glad that my unicorn has a friend because I don’t know how well unicorns get on with hippos and fish and dachshunds. They look good as a pair.

4/10

This is another car. I don’t think it’s very appealing. I guess it’s some kind of racing car but I don’t know exactly what. I think the Hot Wheels range is quite disappointing. I think even somebody who likes cars a lot wouldn’t like this toy very much.

3/10

This toy is a little unusual. The head opens up which is a bit confusing because it doesn’t fit with the mouth. I think the sticker design is really cute and I feel very attached to him. He looks very happy and makes me smile. I think this is the kind of toy that grows on you over time.

8.8/10

This is another ball. I was excited when I got it because I liked the other ball so much. The holes are puzzle-piece shaped which I think is quite interesting. This ball feels a little different. It spins a lot when you throw it. It still throws well but I think it’s a bit harder to find a rhythm. I like the colour scheme. It is interesting to see how the different shapes change the way they throw.

8/10

I think the toy designers ran out of ideas because this just isn’t good at all. I don’t like fish very much and it’s not even a nice fish. I think it’s supposed to clip onto something but I don’t understand what you would clip it on to. I can’t imagine anybody would like this toy.

1/10

I am a big fan of this Barbie. I used to have a dress just like this. I’m not sure about the shoes though. I like her hair a lot, There are lots of waves at the back you can’t see in this picture and I find it very aspirational.

8.5/10

I’m afraid I just can’t like this one very much. It bothers me that it’s legs are joined together and are so close because I don’t understand how it could move or transform at all. Maybe somebody with a better understanding of anatomy can explain for me? I do like the spiky things on its head and arms though. If it wasn’t for the legs I think I would give it a much higher score.

3.9/10